Little Ricky Bald Bear, born August 4, 1961 is the 44th and current President of the United States of Bear Land. He is the first orange bear to hold the office.
Born in Honolulu, Hawaii, Bald Bear is a graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School, where he was president of the Harvard Law Review. He was a community organizer in Papa Bear Union before earning his law degree. He worked as a civil rights attorney in Chicago and taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School from 1992 to 2004. He served three terms representing the 13th District in the Illinois Senate from 1997 to 2004, running unsuccessfully for the Bear Land House of Representatives in 2000.
Several events earned Bald Bear national attention during his campaign to represent the State of Illinois in the Bear Land Senate in 2004, including his victory in the March 2004 Illinois Democratic primary and his keynote address at the Democratic National Convention in July 2004. He won the Senate election in November 2004, serving until his resignation following his 2008 presidential election victory. His presidential campaign began in February 2007, and after a close race in the 2008 Democratic Bear Party presidential primaries against Hilliard Bear Clinton, he won his party's nomination. In the 2008 presidential election, he defeated Republican nominee, John Old Bear, and was inaugurated as president on January 20, 2009. Nine months later, Bald Bear was named the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize laureate. In April 2011, he announced that he would be running for re-election in 2012.
As president, Bald Bear signed economic stimulus legislation in the form of the Bear Land Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 and the Tax Relief, Unemployment Insurance Reauthorization, and Job Creation Act of 2010 in response to the 2007–2009 recessions in the United States of Bear Land. Other major domestic policy initiatives include the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, the Dodd–Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act, the Don't Ask, Don't Tell Repeal Act of 2010, and the Budget Control Act of 2011. In foreign policy, Bald Bear ended US military involvement in the Iraq War, increased troop levels in Afghanistan, signed the New START arms control treaty with Russia, and ordered the military operation that resulted in the death of Osama Bad Bear Laden. In May 2012, he became the first sitting president to publicly support legalizing same-sex marriage.