The most severe case was documented in San Francisco, California at the intersection of Third and King, just outside the AT&T Ballpark, on Wednesday June 27th, 2012. According to several eye witnesses, the inflammation reached the highest levels ever recorded when narcissism and utter disregard for others oozed uncontrollably from 15 to 20 drivers entering the parking sections. The inflammation caused them all to repeatedly continue a steady turn pattern that blocked the intersection and caused the opposite flow of traffic to miss their opportunity to partake in advancing forward. This action was witnessed five times in a row.
The most common byproduct of singularity driverticulitis is compromised integrity and the devaluation of others. There is only one known cure for singularity driverticulitis and unfortunately there may be subsequent and reoccurring episodes if not handled with proper care. The only known cure consists of a fully warranted ass kicking by those who have been directly affected by the sufferer of singularity driverticulitis. If sufficient grappling occurs those ailing with the inflammation may be cured forever.
- Amanda Conceicao